A.D.D: Attention DIET Disorder

Anonymous woman #1- I’ve gained so much weight.
A.W.#2- I know me too.
A.W.#1- I’m so hungry right now.
A.W.#2- I know me too.
A.W.#1- I need you to help me focus.
A.W.#2- Ok. Hey you wanna get mexican?
A.W.#1- GURL is a twinkie filled?!?!
A.W.#2- I’ll drive.
A.W.#1- Wait! My door isn’t closed!
A.W.#2- You’re fine. Just don’t lean out.

It isn’t pretty. But it’s real.